I didn’t forget to post this week. Well, I kind of did. I was distracted on Monday by this show on the Science channel about how they were using pig bladders to regrow fingers and leg muscles. True story. Look up Pig Matrix Regeneration if you don’t believe me. I’ll even make it simple and give you a link.
There were a few moments where I could have posted on Monday but it would have been rushed so I decided to wait a day. Then my daughter’s computer broke. (We are getting it repaired but in the mean time she is sharing mine.) Then work exploded in a big ball of stress. (Not really exploded, but the stress bomb exploded and everyone has been wounded by stress shrapnel. It is all caused by one person who likes to show up, throw weight around, and put monkey wrenches into ever working cog.)
I guess my point is, I meant to post but life happened. I’ll do better next Monday.
The normal Monday post on this site has been delayed due to technical difficulties.
Translation: Frickin’ Malware has taken over my computer.
Our highly knowledgeable team of computer savvy professionals is looking into the issue.
Translation: I don’t know what the heck I am doing but I keep running virus scans and deleting anything suspicious. The next step is to take the computer to my more technological intelligent ex-husband and let him have a look.
The scheduled post will be available at a later date.
Translation: I will have my typical Monday post up as soon as I can open a tab and not be assaulted by pop up ads or by having the page automatically redirected elsewhere.
Thank you for your time and patience. Please check back for updates.
Translation: Thank you for your time and patience. The post will be up eventually…cross your fingers, say a prayer, or do a good luck dance and maybe it will be posted sooner rather than later.